Posted by: Soma
"Why does everyone make such a big deal about it?!" she exclaimed. "It was just a kiss, and we're just STEP sisters"...

Posted by: blur02
seeing her stupidity, she slapped herself...

Posted by: carthan
and got the attention of a bondage-crazed 42 year old japanese business man...

Posted by: shadowstorm
who was a closet cross-dressing animal molester with a mean sense of humor, so much so that he found nipple torture to be too vanilla an was instead into sex with pneumatic power tools...

Posted by: AreIllusion
and thus the Necronomicon came blazing out of the tunnel after her...

Posted by: Soma
"OH SHIT"...

Posted by: AreIllusion
Oh shit was right, Tommy, Oh shit was right...

Posted by: blur02
the little girl wondered who tommy was as she ran.....

Posted by: AreIllusio
alas, she was dim witted, and failed to notice the cliff in front of her...

Posted by: KYUR
she fell...

Posted by: Soma
And died.

Posted by: shadowstorm
But then the Necronomicon showed its true power, and brought her reeking rotting corpse back into the land of the semi-living. Tommy was going to pay...and that fucking cliff too.

Posted by: AreIllusion
so she planted some 20 thousand pounds of explosives on the cliff edge, and positioned Tommy in a chair at it's precipice...