Posted by: noodles
As it turns out... all the forementioned are illusions

Posted by: carthan
- and so she took the red pill, and blanked out, only to wake up in a new world all together.

Posted by: noodles
She was lost in a sea of emotions... not knowing where she was or who she was. After an hour and a half of escaping the deathly clutches of the gorilla king, she realized that it was earth all along.

Posted by: AreIllusion
OI! The blazing speed at which the headache hit her knocked her clear on the floor, where she encountered an army of mighty dust bunnies...

Posted by: blur02
which were just sooo darn cute.....

Posted by: AreIllusion
that she couldn't resist gobbling them all up in one fell swoop...

Posted by: liquid pennies
but her dentist had given her strict instructions to not eat anything dusty.

she would pay.

Posted by: carthan
said the dentist who then jumped out from behind the curtain with a tank full of mint-flavored floride...

Posted by: AreIllusion
DIE GERMIES, DIE! - he exclaimed with great relish...

Posted by: shadowstorm
which actually meant 'The Flu, The!' in German, and there was great confusion. Why was the dentist speaking German? Could it be that he was a former Nazi living out his dream in Argentina in the guise of a mild-mannered Dentist? And had he masterminded a flu-like plague to wipe out all humanity? Was this the true Final Solution?

Posted by: AreIllusion
The girl wondered how she had arrived in Argentina, then quickly remembered those pesky transporters...