Posted by: AreIllusion
and thus began the dancing ritual, where the drums beat, and warriors danced...

Posted by: lgg
they danced and they danced and they danced some more.

Posted by: liquid pennies
until the duck tape became old and lost some of it's stickiness. to compensate the girl decided to

Posted by: AreIllusion
whip up a bowl of pancake batter to smother herself in...

Posted by: NecromanZer
but then the dark dwarf lord (!!!) emerged and

Posted by: AreIllusion
sparked a giant blunt, which had a combination of horse tranquilizers, weed, and crushed up exstacy in it...

Posted by: carthan
but nothing he imagined could have possibly competed with the funky shit the girl had gone through.

Posted by: AreIllusion
so he offered her the blunt, in spite of her troubles...

Posted by: shadowstorm
but at this point, the formerly innocent young girl was now a martial arts master, after all these adventures, who could kill with the thrust of a solitary pinky...and now she unleashed that deadly pinky on the dark dwarf lord and...

Posted by: acidkick
he had an orgasm...

Posted by: shadowstorm
which was very surprising to the girl...

Posted by: lgg
she asked in confusion,
"why did you do that?"
"you're one sexy bitch, you know that kid", the dark dwalf lord replied back, smiling.